• You can now jazz up your pants with sparkly crotch charms

    11 monthes ago - By Metro

    We'd all like to be matching underwear clad goddesses, who never have to rummage around in our drawers to find the one pair of underwear that fits the requirements of clean, comfortable, and fairly VPL-free.
    But, alas, that is not who we are.
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    We are the people who continually resort to the same ratty underwear set we've had since we were 16.
    When it comes to bikinis, it's the same deal.
    We try to go shopping each year and buy something fancy, but changing room meltdowns send us right back to the old, faithful black bikini we've... Read the...
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