• Ladies & Gentlemen by George Michael is the ultimate sex record

    11 monthes ago - By Metro

    ‘Lewd acts'
    Happy Valentine's! Put George Michael's Ladies & Gentlemen on loud and have assloads of dank sex.
    Sure, on one level what I'm about to say is subjective.
    Your relationship is failing because you don't put out enough
    Your sex record - the music you put on as the soundtrack to an extended humping session - is quite probably different to mine.
    Perchance you merrily bone away to Missundaztood by Pink, or Parachutes by Coldplay.
    Some of you, who knows, will tonight lay pipe... Read the full story
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